Saturday Night Main Event 6-3-07
From TORONTO Canada…
Match #1: John Cena VS Great Khali
Khali enters the ring and Cena starts the attacks right off. Cena goes straight for the FU and fails…he gets thrown out of the ring and struggles to get back in. Again Cena goes for the FU but Khali picks up Cena and gives him a double handed choke slam.
WINNER: Great Khali
The man’s a tank! There’s no moving him!
Arm Wrestling Competition
Lashley and Henry talking about an arm wrestling match. They never end up arm-wrestling, though, and end up going at each other. Vince ends it with a steel chair to Lashley’s head.
Match #2: Batista and Chris Benoit VS MVP and Edge
MVP and Benoit start off with Benoit chopping MVP down to size. Benoit gets MVP in the cross-face. Benoit tags batista in when MVP tags Edge in and the two go at it. Batista doesn’t want Edge, he wants MVP and he throws MVP into the ring. He powerslams him and then goes for the three count, but Edge tries to stop it. Batista stops him and goes for the spinebuster - he tags in Benoit for the flying head butt.
WINNER: Batista and Benoit - the animals!
Match #3: Finlay and Hornswaggle VS Boogeyman and Lil’ Boogeyman
Boogeyman takes on Finlay as Finlay can only imagine what will happen next. When Finlay’s down, Boogey taps in Lil’ Boogey who then drops to his knees and splats Lil’ Boogey in the face. Lil Boogey hist Finlay with lefts and rights and then gives Finlay a “lil” DDT. Finlay taps in Hornswaggle and thislil man means business. Distracts Boogey by offering his hat so that Finlay can drop kick Lil Boogey down. Finlay is saved by Hornswaggle from a small package by Lil Boogey. Boogeyman enters and runs after Hornswaggle outside the ring and onto the ramp as Finlay lays the right boot to the head of LIl Boogey for the 123.
WINNER: Finlay and Hornswaggle
Layla, Kelly and Brooks
The three divas dance to Timbalands music as Lil Boogey is going after Hornswaggle in the back. BORING…except for the two lil people going after each other.
Match #4: Kane & Doink The Clown & Eugene VS Umaga & Kevin Thorn and Viscera
Eugene has a new outfit, complete with backwards E instead of the traditional S! Thorn gets sick of all the talkingand beats Doink down. Kane helpfully punches him in the jaw when he comes too close to the babyface corner. Eugene comes in. He’s dropped the cape to wrestle. Viscera tags himself in while Eugene runs around him and uses jabs. Viscera is rocked but Eugene runs into the Black Hole Slam. Umaga gives him the nerve hold before hitting the Samoan drop. Thorn goes in and it’s him who Kane takes it out on. Big sideslam! Kane knocks the other heels off the apron. Doink runs in to stop Umaga but Umaga thumbs him in the neck. Eugene gets one too. Viscera in but Kane sidesteps him and gives him a major chokeslam!
Winners: Kane, Eugene and Doink the Clown
WWE, Saturday Night Main Event, Results
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