Raw’s 15th Anniversary Recap

Raw’s 15th Anniversary Special - LIVE from Harbor Yard.
The show starts off by showing the first raw, which aired January 11, 1993. Vince, Steph, and Shane walk down to the ring. Vince says that he had the novel idea, 15 years ago, to air a show that was uncut, uncooked, and uncensored. He says that they’re ready for the family portrait, but that Linda had a gastrointestional virus and would not be part of the photo shoot. Hornswaggle runs down tot he ring and Vince says that he loves his kids and all the fans.
Triple H comes out before the photo shoot starts and bring down a bunch of women who, he says, represent those that Vince has loved. They include Melina, Sunny, and even Mae Young. At one piont HHH looks at Stephanie and says “Hey Steph”. (heh).
Vince ays her fooled around with Mae Yound at Moolahs funeral (which was disrespect to The Fabulous Moolah) where he has way too much to drink.
Stephanie says that Vince has embarassed the family long enough, and that she will be embarassing him now. She gives Vince the mic, walks over to HHH and gives him a big ol’ smack on the lips. She walks off and HHH says “See you at home - er - your brother’s in nome!”
Vince leaves and HHH tells Hornswaggle that he understands why he’s upset - but that there may be a way to make him feel a bit better. Suddenly the Godfather comes down with the “HO TRAIN” and all is right with the world.
Match #1: Carlito VS Jeff Hardy
Carlito climbs the ladder to ascend up to a hardy reaching for the belt. Carlito nails Hardy then rolls over hardy from top of the ladder into a power bomb on hardy slamming him onto the mat. Carlito piled up 2 ladders them body slammed hardy onto them. One 8′ ladder layed arrest onto the second rope where Carlito beats Jeff leaving him motionless. Carlito runs across to opposite corner, runs towards Hardy as Jeff gets carlito into a back drop onto the steel ladder. Hardy hits a swon ton off the top ropes. Hardy proiceeds with a twist-of -fate, Carlito counters with a beck stabber sending Jeff onto a steel ladder.
Carlito climbs the ladder to get the intercontinental belt hanging from a rope. Hardys climbs after carlito hitting him off the steel ladder onto the mat then outside the ring.
WINNER: Jeff Hardy
Santino Marella goes down to the ring and the next thing you know, RVD is there!! RVD accepts Santino’s challenge!!
Match #2: Santino Marella VS RVD
WINNER: No contest - RVD, of course!
The original members of Evolution, Ric Flair, Triple H, and Batista go down, while Randy Orton says that he does not want to associate with Evolution, especially after they kicked his ass when he was with them. Instead, he says he wants to be known for being a part of RKO - Edge comes out and the two team up with Umaga.
Match #3: Evolution VS Randy Orton, Edge & Umaga
Batista and triple H powerslam Edge and Orton at the same time. Umaga proceeds to take out both Batista and Triple H. Then Umaga pushes the ref away. The ref calls for the bell. Umaga still in th ering , Flair low blows then Batista puts in a slam then Triple H hits the pedigree for good measure.
WINNER: By DQ, Evolution!
Match #4: Hornswaggle VS The Great Khali in a “Tough Love Match”
The match starts but before it goes anywhere, Hulk Hogan comes down to the ring and goes after Khali! Khali eventually leaves the ring and Hulk says how glad he is to be in the ring for the “Greatst company of all - the WWE!” He then reveals the REAL reason he’s there - to promote American Gladiators (on tv on January 6th).
Match #5: 15 Man Tag Team Match!
Some of the best people in the past fifteen years come down to the ring:
Al Snow, Bart Gunn, Doink the Clown, Repo Man, Steve Blackman, Pete Gas, Bob Backlund, Gangrel, Mike Rotunda, Scotty 2 Hotty, Flash Funk, Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart, Sgt. Slaughter, Gillberg, The Goon.
The match goes on for awhile before the last man left in the ring is non other than Mike Rotunda from IRS. Ted DiBiase walks down to the ring and pays Mike to jump over the top of the ring. Ted grabs the mike and says that even after 15 years, everyone has their price for the Million Dollar Man.
Eric Bischoff enters the ring and gabs about the same ol people with the same ol place. Out comer Y2J. Bischoff says “Didn’t I fire you a couple of years ago?”
“Shut up ass-clown”. With a comment like that Y2J lays out Bichoff and then Orton runs down to interfere with jericho, as jericho then puts on ths walls of jericho on orton . Orton then taps out.
Match # 6 Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes VS Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch
Hardcore Holly gets Murdoch into the alabama -slamm-ah for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Hardcore Holyl & Cody Rhodes.
Dusty congratulates Cody for his 1st ever win in a title match in the WWE.
Jillian is singing in th ering as trsih Stratus comes down and tells jillian her singing sucks. Then Lita proceeds to come down and confronts Trish. Jillian eggs on Lita to hit Trish. Lita tells Jillian not only her singing stinks no one wants to here her speak. Both Lita and Trish attack Jillian until Jillian runs out of the ring.
Match #7 Mr. Kennedy VS Marty Jannetty
Marty hits the rocker dropper gots to the top ropes Kennedy sees this knocks him off the ropes. Kennedy goes for a side russian leg sweep for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Mr. Kennedy
After the match Kennedy proceeds to attack Janetty out comes HBK to help out his ol tag partner known as The Rockers. HBK eventually throws out Kennedy. Triple H walks down the ramp and give Michaels an DX hat and shirt. He puts then on. Both Triple H and Michaels flashes the DX sign to the crowd with cross flares flying.
Mr. Vince McMahon is ready to say who the greatest Superstar in Raw’s History. One with the greatest single impact on Raw.
DRUN-ROLL PLEASE…The Greatest Raw Superstar in history is…

Foleys music plays then comes down the ring and gives Vince…. MR. SOCKO (mandible claw)…

…..next plays the Undertakers music. Walkng down to the ring where Vince lays helpless in the middle of the ring. ( Foley did his job, then splits).
The Dead Man ….chock slams (straight to hell) the chairman of the WWE, Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
That not being enough, Stone Cold Steve Austin is making an house call to the WWE. Vince still lying in the ring from the ill-effects of the mandible claw from Foley and chock slam from The Undertaker.

Austin says what a pitiful site. Lying in my ring like a piece of trash and congratulate him on 15 years of Raw. Drink some beers and their he is sleeping. Austin gets 2 beers and wants to celebrate them together. Vince lying on th emat wants to drink a beer with Vince so Austin lies next to Vince on the mat, feeling a little bit dirty…
Come on son we gotta drink beers together. Get off your knees and don’t get any ideas…as Vince is struggling from ht eeffects of “his” superstars. Vince grabbing his neck with a beer in his left hand. Austin toasts Vince, drinking a beer Austin then proceeds to stare at Vince just to give him a COLD STONE STUNNER.

Austin says the Greatest Superstars on Raw in not in the ring. The Greatest Superstars on Raw is the Fans in the crowd. The fans holding the Stone Cold sign and going to the tv camera, the people sitting on their chair watching Austins’ favorite show Monday Night raw and his favorite channel USA Network. Austin invites all the Raw superstars out for a drink.
Everyone has a beer, except for William Regal , He had a Coke. Vince outside the ring Triple H and Stone Cold pour beers all over the chairman. Vince is pissed and gets on top of the ring apron just to meet Austin with a right fist to the face, knocking Vince to the floor. Austin, Triple H and Hornswoggle toast..umm …eeerrrr pour beer over the charirman.

December 11th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
RVD is looking a hell of a lot better for his sabbatical.
December 11th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
RVD looks like a new man.
December 11th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
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