Raw Results 5/26 - Dedicated to the Troops
Tonight Vince McMahon is showing the fans that he appreciates them by having fan appreciation night. Raw starts off with a confrontation between HHH and Orton, over who will prevail on Sunday’s PPV, One Night Stand. Diva “I Quit” match announced for One Night Stand - Beth Phoenix vs. Melina.
Jillian Hall is singing Vince’s theme song to Melina about her match vs glamazon on Sunday. Melina comes down and tackles Jillian for the first match.
Match #1: Melina VS Jillian Hall
Melina puts Jillian in submission hold - she taps out.
Winner: Melina
Jericho asks Vince in the back for a fan appreciation match - a rematch of Jericho vs HBK. McMahon agrees. Cryme Tyme interrupts and steels paintings in the room, for a Cryme Tyme auction. During commercial break, Cryme Tyme sells paintings and Ron Simmons comes out for his weekly “DAMN”.
Match #2: Londrick VS Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly
Hardcore Holly gets London in Alabama Slamma Spin.
Winner: Rhodes and Holly
Out comes Ted DiBiase - the Million Dollar Man. After a long talk with McMahon, he announces his son, Ted DiBiase Jr. Ted Jr. just wanted to let Rhodes and Holly knows that he’ll be after the tag team title.
Mickie is talking to Vince about Diva’s helping at schools. JBL storms in and says it sounds as though the divas are an escort service. (subtle dig about Ashley and the Bella escort service). JBL tells Mickie that he’s going to take out her boyfriend tonight - John Cena. Mickie says that he’s not her boyfriend.
Match #3: Jeff Hardy and John Cena VS JBL and Umaga
After Cena goes for the 5 knuckle shuffle on JBL, Umaga hits Cena from behind. Hardy blind-tags Cena. Umaga takes Cena out of the ring. Jeff goes for the Swan Ton Bomb but JBL moves and hits the Clothesline from Hell on Hardy for the 1-2-3.
WINNER: JBL and Umaga
Vince is speaking with HBK, who is shocked that Vince is being decent during fan appreciation night. McMahon says that by tonight, Michaels will have to give the devil his due.
MATCH #4: Mr. Kennedy VS Carlito
Kennedy gets the opportunity to hit the mic check on Carlito.
WINNER: Mr. Kennedy
Katie Lea distracts Mr. Kennedy by running her mouth, while Paul Birchell hits him from behind as a type of revenge for what Kennedy did to Regal last week.
McMahon tells Trevor Murdock that after the last match, he wants every WWE wrestler and ref down to the ring.
Match #5: Y2J VS HBK
Jericho hits the walls of Jericho to HBK outside the ring. Michaels taps when the ref counts them both out.
WINNER: Double disqualification - no winner
Jericho snaps and is about to hit HBK with a steel chair, but he stops himself and walks away.
An ad comes on for One Night Stand, showing Edge VS the Undertaker in a TLC match - tables, ladders, and chairs. If Taker loses, he must leave the WWE.
Entire roster is in the ring, waiting for Vince. McMahon says that he wants to give appreciation for the fans watching Raw every Monday night and he will be having a 2008 WWE draft starting soon, and that he will be giving away the sum of 1 Million Dollars from his own personal banking account every week.
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