Raw Results 3/10 - WrestleMania Rewind - Make-A-Wish Record - and Much, Much More

Ric Flair calls out HBK in the beginning of this 3 hour Raw. He tells HBK that he wants 100% of teh show stopper for WrestleMania. HBK says that he considers himself to be Mr. WrestleMania. It is announced taht Flair will take on Edge and the Edge Heads on Smackdown on Friday in a 3 on 1 match. HBK one ups it and says that he will be Flair’s partner on Friday, making it a 3 on 2 match instead.
Randy Orton comes out and we’re unfortunately reminded that he’s “in charge” this week. He says that almost all of the matches tonight will be WrestleMania re-matches.
Match #1: Wrestlemania 22 Rematch - Casket Match
Undertaker VS Mark Henry
Undertaker gets Henry in a submission hold, blood comes from his mouth. Undertaker kicks Henry as he rolls into the open casket. The refs closed the casket.
WINNER: Undertaker
Triple H wants WrestleMania gold. At WM 23 he was out due to an injury inflicted by Randy Orton. HHH never got his rematch and claims that this year, its personal.
Match #2: Mr. Kennedy VS Finlay
JBL comes out and accepts Finlay’s match at WrestleMania for a Belfast Brawl.
Finlay upset and, disturbed by JBL’s disruption of his match, attacks Kennedy with his shileliah repeatedly. The ref comes down and calls the match.
WINNER: by DQ - Kennedy
Make A Wish - 50 wish kids from 50 states hosted by Raven Simone at WrestleMania. By next month, John Cena will have granted 100 wishes from the Make A Wish foundation, which is the most that have ever been granted by one superstar from the WWE. Cena says, “The cure for any illness is happiness.”
Match #3: Intercontinental Championship match
Jeff Hardy VS Chris Jericho
Hardy - twist of fate and missed the swan-ton-bomb! Jericho hits the code breaker!
WINNER: Y2J - New Intercontinental Champ!
Iron Sheik and Nikoli Volkoff come out with Barry Windham and Mike Rotunda to do a WM I rematch! Too amazing! Unfortuantely Jillian comes out and croaks “born in the USA” and Rotunda picks her up in an airplane spin, Jillian leaves, and the match never really goes on (but it was really great to see these older wrestlers!)
It is announced that Jack and Jerry Birsco will be 2008 Hall of Fame Inductees. They recently opened Brisco Brothers, a body shop in Tampa, FL.
Match #4: Wrestlemania 15 Rematch
HHH VS Kane
WINNER: HHH via pedigree as Orton watches
John Cena says that he beat all of the odds in returning to the WWE as early as he did, and will defy all odds again by winning the gold.
Match #5: Wrestlamania Pre-Match
Melina w/ Glamazon VS Maria w/ Candice Michelle
Santino comes down to the ring carrying a copy of Maria’s Playboy issue. He rips up the magazine and gives Melina the opportunity to pin Maria.
WINNER: Melina
Santino leaves with Melina and the Glamazon
Money Mayweather has taken the WWE logo and has flipped to it mean Money Mayweather Entertainment. Shane McMahon announces the weight in ceremony. Big Show is the only athlete to hold the ECW, WWE, and heavyweight titles, while Floyd Mayweather is 35-0, 24 by KO.
Mayweather - 159 lbs.
Big Show - 441.4 lbs
Big Show sees that Mayweather has brought his “posse”, so he has brought a “posse” as well, all WWE superstars who wanted to see the 20 million dollar man. Big Show announces that he can see two scenarios at WrestleMania. The first is that he takes pity on Mayweather and lets him live to fight another day. The second is that if Mayweather continues to disrespect Big Show, he can “guarantee” that Mayweather will never box again.
Mayweather tosses some $100 bills around and says that at WM 24 “I will break your jaw”. Mayweather’s posse leave big show, who picks up Mayweather and tosses him out of the ring. All hell breaks loose versus the posse and the superstars. Shane McMahon takes a tumble as well. As a result, Mayweather “hurt his right arm”. Will he wrestle for WrestleMania?
Match #6: Edge VS CM Punk
CM Punk gets distracted by the Edgeheads, which gave Edge the time for a spear.
WINNER: Edge
Vince McMahon now has a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame, and will be inducted on March 14, Friday, at 11:30 a.m.
Match #7: Wrestlemania 23 Rematch
HBK VS John Cena
HBK pushes Cena into the turnbuckle, Orton comes out of nowhere and knowcks out HBK. He pulls Cena into the ring and sets up a chair for an RKO. Cena throws Orton onto the chair instead.
Next HHH will be in charge of Raw and Cena will not be going one on one, they will be put in a tag match against the whole Raw Roster!
Now THAT’S going to be something to see!
March 11th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Y’know what? I’m actually excited that Cena & Orton are teaming up. Against the ENTIRE RAW ROSTER!? What the hell is HHH thinking?
Ah, on second thoughts, I just want the three of ‘em to have the holy hell beaten of ‘em.