Raw Results 12/03

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Jericho starts of the show calling out Orton. Regal butts in and says that each will choose an opponent for the other tonight. Randy chooses to have Jericho face Umaga, and Jericho wants Randy to face HBK.
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Match #1: Maria and Mickie James VS. Melina and Beth Phoenix
Beth Phoenix beats the crap out of Mickie and finishes it with a fisherman suplex.
WINNER: Melina and Beth Phoenix

Mr. Kennedy decides to poke fun at HBK (while incidentally hyping up his new DVD) by having a bunch of wrestlers come down dressed up as people that Shawn has “screwed? (thank god Kennedy didn’t include Bret in this bunch) – he calls down Marty Jannety, Razor Ramone and Diesel. He also calls down a fake HBK. The real HBK comes down and beats all of the imposters while Kennedy jumps out of the ring.
Vince and Coach are talking about the 15th Anniversary next Monday and say that Trish Stratus, Hulk Hogan, Mick Foley, Eric Bischoff, and Stone Cold Steve Austin are all slated to be there. He pulls Hornswaggle on his lap and says that there will be a McMahon family portrait that includes him, Stephanie, Shane, Linda, and Hornswaggle, but that for tonight Hornswaggle would be going against Carlito and Coach. Hornswaggle picks up the cell phone as Vince leaves and makes a call.
Regal talks with HHH – says that the winner between HHH and Hardy will have a shot at the WWE title at Royal Rumble. Regal goes on to say that he believes that HHH respects Hardy like he respects few others. HHH says, “when it comes to winning the WWE Championship again, I’d pedigree my own mother, my own grandmother – hell, I’d pedigree my own father-in-law.? (pretty sure you’ve done that before Hunter.
Match #2: Umaga VS Y2J
Jericho uses 1 handed bull dog and a springboard moonsault off the ropes. Randy Orton interrupts the match and RKO’s Y2J.
WINNER: No One
Match #3: Carlito and Coach VS Hornswaggle
Hornswaggle comes down to the ring and has Lillian Garcia announce that Hornswaggle used the phone to hire bodyguards – surprise, surprise, out come the APA!! Ron Simmons and JBL come down and start beating on the two. Carlito splits but they manage to snag Coach and have Hornswaggle pin him.
WINNER: Hornswaggle
JBL says that it doesn’t matter who you are, as long as you have money, you can hire the APA!!
Match #4: Jeff Hardy VS Snitzsky
Hardy hits him with a whisper in the wind and, for a last ditch effort, goes for a swan ton for the win.
WINNER: Jeff Hardy
Snitzsky is getting ready to hit Jeff with a chair when HHH comes into the ring with a sledgehammer. Snitzksy leaves as HHH helps Hardy up – Lawler comments that HHH is saying “next time we meet, we are enemies?.
Jillian is singing X-mas carols to Vince and cuts Jillian off and tells her to keep working on her new x-mas album. Regal tells Vince that Stephanie is on her way to Raw, now.
Next week on Raw Vince will announce who is the “greatest ” supertstar in Raw History.
Match #5 HBK VS Randy Orton
‘HBK eventually gets Orton stunned outside the ring. Michaels goes for a superkick, Orton moves and HBK hits a sound man knocking him to the floor ( ooppss… yeah right).
Michaels nails Orton with a flying elbow off the top rope.getting set for a super-kick, Mr. Kennedy runs down towards the ring. HBK sees this and leaps over the top rope landing on Kennedy. Michaels and kennedy fight each other all the way through the crowd where eventually the ref call for a count-out.
Winner: Randy Orton
As orton runs his yap, Jericho runs down to the ring plotting ot get his revenge from earlier tonight. Y2J goes for the “walls of jericho” but Orton slips free.
Stephanie shows up and confronts her dad about her concerns. Next week on Raw’s 15 Ann. Special the special guests hate Vince such as Hulk Hogan , Stone Cold,…..mom ( nice touch steph).
Steph: Out of 759 episodes who got beaten up the most?
Vince: Al Snow?!!!
Steph: No dad, You! I don’t want you to get beaten up again! ( can you say there is an ass whipp’n in the future for Vincent Kennnedy McMahon!!!)
Vince: If anyone has a problem with me being on my show, they can go straight to HELL.


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