JR..What I Learn about..My Co-Host..TAZZ
JR has updated his blog ad here are what the 10 things he has learned about his co-host Tazz:
Well boys and girls, I just made my first full-fledged road trip with my new partner, the Angriest Man in the World, Tazz, as we drove together from Tampa Tuesday morning to Orlando for the WWE’s flagship network broadcast Friday Night SmackDown.
Here are 10 things I learned on this particular road trip about my new partner:
1. Tazz wears a size 56 sport coat and has 37-inch sleeves. For a guy under 6 feet, those are some long arms.
2. He was a better football nose guard than an offensive guard and was benching over 5 bills when he was in college.
3. Tazz’s college football career ended when he cursed out the university’s athletic director. (That’ll do it every time.)
4. Tazz’s high school in Brooklyn was much like the H.S. in the movie “Wildcats” starring Goldie Hawn. Dangerous.
5. Tazz carries no loose change, so toll roads with no toll booth attendants do not endear themselves to him.
6. The best mood he got in was late Tuesday when I introduced him to Steak ‘n Shake and he was soothed by sipping on a vanilla shake.
7. He owns an Oxford Color Thesaurus and he uses it. I just bought one today. See what an influence Tazz has become already on my career?
8. I strongly suggest that no member of the WWE Universe (OK so I said it) approach the Human Suplex Machine for an autograph while he is dining, and for goodness sakes do not insist on shaking his hand while he is eating.
9. Tazz “may be” the Tony Soprano of Long Island Little League baseball but I can’t be sure.
10. If you put tomatoes on his sandwich you are likely going to be choked out. More on JR>>>>>
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