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We open from London, England, with Finlay and Kennedy attacking Batista on the ramp. Moments later the lights go out and the Undertaker appears in the ring. Both Finlay and Kennedy decide they don’t want a piece of the ‘Taker and head back to the dressing room. The lights go out and the Undertaker is gone. Batista runs back after Finlay and Kennedy and we head straight into the first match!

MATCH #1: Kane & Boogeyman VS William Regal & Lance Taylor

Boogeyman enters the ring, looks Kane in the eye and a worm crawls out of his mouth. Kane stands toe to toe with both Regal and Taylor while Boogeyman chews on his worm. JBL says that Boogeyman makes “George the Animal Steele” look normal. Kane finally tags Boogeyman and Taylor gets him into a headlock. Kane hits Taylor with a fist to the head. Boogeyman takes the opportunity to pick him up with both hands by the neck for a slam

WINNERS: Kane and Boogeyman

MATCH #2: Brian Kendrich w/ Paul London VS Deuce w/ Domino and Cherry

Even though Kendrich is half the size of Deuce, the man has the heart of a Lion. Deuce throws everything he’s got at the man but because of Kendrich’s talents, it’s just not enough to start with. Cherry jumps onto the ropes to distract Kendrich while Domino attacks London on the outside. Kendrich hits Domino from inside the ring, and when he turns around Duece hits him witha side kick to the face for the 1-2-3.

WINNER: Deuce

This was an awesome preformance from Brian Kendrich. Deuce could not beat him withouth the interference of his “little friends”. In my book, Kendrich and London are equals to that of the Hardy Boys. I only have one piece of advice for the powerhouse duo: get better wrestling attire!

MATCH #3: MVP VS 2 Mysterious Athletes

MVP says that he has chosen two athletes that are better then Benoit for a face off. The first athlete: Scottish Champion Hamlin McBeth. MVP charges McBeth. There is a lot of cockiness in his wrestling. He uses the playmaker to pin him quickly.

As MVP talks about his next competitor Benoit walks out and asks MVP if he wants to take on a REAL champion. MVP agrees.

Benoit enters the ring and uses nothing but agression against MVP. I have to hand it to him, MVP is probably the only wrestler to ever be able to counter almost every move Benoit has. Benoit gets MVP into three different submission holds and each time MVP reaches the ropes. MVP gets miffed and leaves the ring stating that he only wants to wrestle.

WINNER: Benoit as a result of count out.

MATCH #4: The TNA Matinee for the evening: Jillian VS Michelle

Jillian walks onto the stage and announces (as if we didn’t know) that Prince William has broken up with his, “trailer park trash girlfriend”, and that she is available to fill the vacancy. She starts to sing a song dedicated to Prince William when Michelle walks out. No contest, Michelle dominates the match, but Jillian gets in a lucky kick to end it.

WINNER: Jillian
Jillian leaves the ring and starts to sing again when Michelle grabs her and slams her into the steel steps. All I have to say is, “THANK YOU MICHELLE!”

MATCH #5: Mr. Kennedy & Finlay VS Batista & Undertaker

NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH

The crowd roars when Batista arrive, but roars even louder when the ‘Taker hits the stage. Batista and the Undertaker stare into each other’s eyes before the match begins in a show of respect. Both men go for their opponents - Batista backdrops Finlay off the top rope while Mr. Kennedy enters the ring. Batista throws Kennedy towards the ropes where Finlay is standing. As Kennedy runs into Finlay, both men exit the ring by going over the top rope.

The ‘Taker really goes old school on his opponents tonight, pounding their heads with his giant forearm. Finlay hits Batista with the Shilaleigh to his injured right leg. The Undertaker, fed up with the abuse Batista is taking, runs in and clean house. He choke slams both Finaly and Kennedy. Batista re-enters the ring to spine bust Finlay.

WINNERS: The Undertaker and Finlay

Batista tells the Undertaker, after the match, that the title belongs to him, and that he’ll be taking it back at Backlash. As Batista leaves, the Undrtaker replies that he is no ordinary man, and that he is going to take Batista’s soul!

This match will be the best match of all matches at Backlash. The Animal VS The Deadman - neither man will back down!!!

WWE, Smackdown, Backlash