Raw is at home with GreenBay, Wisconsin.
With bodyguards around the arena banning John Cena out for the night. Cena wants revenge on Randy Orton, because of the actions Orton took upon himself on Cena’s dad.
With Vince and Coachman in the ring, home of Mr.Kennedy. “My son is not from GreenBay and Mr. Kennedy should be arrested for impersonating an McMahon”.
Khali walks to the ring. Things are looking up only replys to on Man, The Great Khali. Khali would be honored to be an McMahon.
JBL then struts to the ring. Things are looking up, by which both JBL and Vince have one thing in common, “dead presidents”.
Jeff Hardy , when he hits the Swon-ton or jumping off an 20 foot ladder, Things are looking up.” I am waiting for someone to tell me I am NOT your son”, says Jeff.
Mr. Johnson on the titontron, lawyer to bastards son mother, “Jeff you are not Vince’s son”.
“Thanked god”, as Jeff sighs in relief.
Paul London vs Lance Cade
These two men seem to have a battle in singles and in team action. With the help from Kendrick with a sliced bread, london reverse flip on cade for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Paul London w/ Kendrick’s aid. Londrick is here to saty.
Triple H vs Shelton Benjamin
Carlito has his hands in this matc saying that Tripl H is going to have his hands full. Benjamin has beated Triple H twice in the past. The first time when shelton made his debut against Triple H and won. But Triple H is not letting this happen again.
Winner: Triple H via the pedigree.
Coachmans comes out in disguise and say with Vince’s best wishes at Unforgiven. Carlito will go against Triple H at a not disqualification match- for Carlito ONLY. Carlito can use anything even the kitchen sink, while Triple H can only use his person, not even his best friend..the sledgehammer.
Orton comes out a running his mouth and out of the blue, Cena comes from the crowd of fans and attacks Orton. 10 body guards from the event staff keep Cena at bay from Orton. With the rage within Cena’s he evntually pushes his way back of the arena where he runs into Vince. ”
Stop, think about your dad, you see the rage in these eyes. orton will see blood run at Unforgiven and more”, Cena replys.
Candice Michelle watchs the following match with Jerry “the king” Lawler by her side.
Candice Michelle vs Jillian Hall
Mickie James has been a formidable asset to the womens title. James uses a round house kick on Hall for th 1-2-3.
Winner: Mickie James
Beth Phoenix, The Glamazon of the WWE clearly states that she will be the nexted champ as she cleans house with the two opponents left in the ring, James and Hall.
Michelle being the champ she is attempts to take down Phoenix and its “no dice” for the champ. Beth picks her up for a tuck slam and thats all she wrote. Nexted time they meet it will be at Unforgiven.
Santino Marella vs Sandman
Sandman attacks Marella to outside the ring. Sandman does a flying croosbody over the top rope landing on Marella. Marella comes to his senses and grabs the singapore cane and the ref calls for the bell. disqualifing marella.
Winner: Sandman
During this match Sandman trip over his right foot and twisted his ankle, but the show went on.
Marella not happy with the refs decision grabs the cane and attempts to break the “bamboo” cane over his knee, almost broke his leg.
The Great Khali vs Matt Hardy
Khali being the man of a very few moves, actually his Hardy with a reverse kick, hgoly sh*T. But in the end Kahli put the squeeze on Jeff, his head literary until Jeff passedout.
Winner: Khali
Khali not relizing by Batista comes down spearing the punjab’ian giant and letting his know that he is ready for Unforgiven.
All three shows ECW, Smackdown and Raw surround the ring to fing Vince’s bastard son. While triple H brings up the rear.
Mr Johnson gives off clues to the identity of the bastard son.
-son is not extreme, ECW is out
-son has a fondness for gold, current champions and past champions stay
-sons skin is fair, if you are not white you are gone
-sons skins is fair ans so is his hair, blonde men stay.
leaving only Triple H, Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch, and the Sandman.
-Your son is an indivualist, no tag teams
-Your son loves to play the game– Tripl H sees Vince eye to eye and can’t stomacht he thought.
-loves to play the game hide and seek,
you son is Hornswoggle.
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