Raw begins when John Cena comes out and says that with the support of the fans, this is the best entertainment money can buy.
The best moments have been in the WWE, such as when Hogan picked up Andre, when Stone Cold whips some ass, and with a million dollars at hand, every seat in the arena is full.
HHH then comes down to the ring and warns Cena about getting involved in his matches, such as the one he had with Hardy last week. The two are getting ready to go at it when Vince comes out. He says that he feels lucky and ready to give away $1 Million dollars.
This week’s password is: Watch Raw And Win
McMahon has other plans tonight – Cena will have a street fight match with Umaga. HHH pipes in, “Don’t get hurt John”. Starting – NOW!
Match #1: Cena VS Umaga in a Street Fight – no DQ
Outside, Umaga drops Cena with a Samoan Drop on the catwalk. Umaga drags Cena to the corner of the ring and sets up a squash. Cena moves. Umaga throws the top part of the steel steps. Umaga picks up the steel steps and Cena grabs Umaga for the FU and hits it.
WINNER: John Cena
Was it just me, or did that not seem like a real street fight match?
McMahon draws for $125,000. Denzel Parker of Virginia Beach, VA. McMahon asks him what his favorite animal is – he answers that it’s a dog. McMahon makes him bark like a dog to get the money. WTF?
Summertime bikini beach blow-out, with your host: Charlie Haas
Maria, Eve Torres, Melina, Lena Yada, Jillian Hall, Maryse, and Leila parade in their bikinis.
WINNER: Maria
McMahon drawing for $100,000. Michael Leyva from Monroe, NC. Wins $100,000.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan comes out to help Vince give away more money. Duggan dials and no one is home! Vince leaves a message telling the person that they didn’t win $50,000 because they weren’t home.
Vince gets Jesse Jordan of Bethel, OH, who has a DX ringback. Jesse gives his best Hacksaw impersonation – “WOOOO”.
Match #2: Jeff Hardy VS Carlito
Carlito goes for a back stabber. Hardy counters with a Twist of Fate. Off the top rope, a Swan Ton Bomb for the win.
WINNER: Jeff Hardy
McMahon calls for another winner – Kyle Mathisen from Hoyt Lakes, MN. Vince asks Kyle to sing the National anthem. He wins $175,000.
Chris Jericho comes out and runs his mouth about how he feels about Shawn Michaels. He calls him out, but Flair comes out instead, and says that since he’s retired, they can’t fight in the ring, but that he can fight in the parking lot. Jericho heads into the parking lot after Flair, but slams into HHH.
HHH wants a reason to fight Jericho. HHH and Flair are talking when McMahon shows up and kicks Flair out of the building. Vince says that he’s interfered with his show enough, and makes a match of HHH VS Y2J tonight.
Match #3: Cryme Tyme VS Rhodes and Holly
Rhodes gets JTG for a 10 second roll up for the win right off the bat.
WINNER: Rhodes and Holly
Vince goes for another giveaway and gets Becky Carmen in Advance, NC. In honor of Ric Flair, being the 16 time world champion, Becky wins…$16.
Match #4: Paul Burchill and Katie Lea VS Mr. Kennedy and Mickie James
Mr. Kennedy spears Burchill through the ropes to the outside. Mickie jumps off the top rope and misses Katie Lea. Katie grabs Mickie’s hair and goes for a back breaker and a roll up.
WINNER: Paul Burchill and Katie Lea
Vince calls Alana Ayres of Westmont, IL. Vince asks her who the most handsome person on Raw is - she says he is. She wins $174,984. Vince also says he likes her taste in men.
Vince calls another winner - Peter Mauer of Bloomsville, NY. He wins $75,000.
Vince then says that next week, he’s going to give away another million on a special 3 hour Raw/WWE Draft that starts at 8 (which means another night of very few matches).
Vince calls Frank Turbeville in Hadden Township, NJ. He wins an incredible $300,000.
Match #5: HHH VS Y2J
Out comes Lance Cade, who assaults HHH with Y2J (WTF?). Cena then comes out and attacks Y2J (Another WTF?!). Cade helps out Jericho to take out Cena and HHH, who are left laying in the middle of the ring as the show ends.