Brooke Hogan Visits. 09/18/08. 7:10am
Howard had the guys bring in Brooke Hogan. Brooke was all dressed up for Howard. He said that she was wearing hot pants. Howard told Brooke that he hasn’t missed an episode of her show, Brooke Knows Best, yet. He said he’s fascinated by her. He said that the show holds his interest and he really enjoys it.
Howard asked who watches her show and what kind of demographic it has. Brooke said that VH-1 has an older demographic and they thought that she was going to pull in the younger people. She said that they must be the older guys watching her show though.
Howard said that he and Beth watch the show together and they get annoyed that they’re watching the show. He said that they’re fascinated by it though. Howard said there was an episode recently where Brooke took this kid to his high school prom. He said that the kid wanted to kiss Brooke the whole night and he went in and kissed her and she started to giggle. Howard said that he wanted to fuck Brooke right there when he saw that. Brooke said she didn’t know what to do at that point. Brooke said the kid grabbed the back of her head and head butted her so she didn’t know what to do.
Howard told Brooke that her friend Ashley is really hot but she dresses down. Brooke said that they dress themselves and she likes to dress like that. Howard said that she must be trying not to outshine Brooke. Brooke said it’s not like that though. She said that she grew up with Ashley and they were the quiet girls in school.
Howard asked Brooke who Ashley is dating. She said that she’s kind of always single. She said that she’s only 20 years old. Howard said that he would love to be banging both Brooke and her friend Ashley. Howard told Brooke that he’s only 42. Brooke is 20 and she said she dated a guy who was 30. Howard said it was only a 12 year leap.
Howard said that it must be tough going through the divorce between her parents. Brooke said that she just can’t agree with them on what’s going on.
Howard asked Brooke about this guy that her mother was banging that she was in school with. Brooke said that she wasn’t friends with the guy but he was in her school. Howard said that it has to be tough to see her mother banging a kid who was in school with her. Brooke said that she’s very real and she hates bullshit so she doesn’t like to hear them saying that they’re in love and stuff.
Howard said that Brooke’s mom is claiming that she didn’t bang the guy and they were only friends. Brooke said that’s not the story going around Clearwater though. She said that she hasn’t spoken to her mother since they stopped shooting the TV show. Brooke said that she was on the show in the beginning but she stopped talking to her after that.
Robin asked Brooke what’s going on with her mom now. Brooke said she doesn’t know a lot of what’s going on but she knows that her mom is still seeing that guy. Howard asked Brooke if she thinks that her mom should have chosen her over that kid. Brooke said that she thinks about that every day. She said she has all of this stuff going on in her life right now and her mother is spending all of this time with another kid. Brooke said she’s trying to be an adult and her mother isn’t.
Howard told Brooke that he could be her mother. Brooke said that would be a little scandalous. Brooke talked about her father and how he still thinks that she’s a virgin. Howard said that she has a body like a Ferrari and she has to be using it. Brooke said that she’s a believer in Glen, her roommate, and she ends up getting her heart broken all the time.
Howard asked Brooke about her father’s girlfriend. Brooke said that people think she’s a ”Brooke-alike” but they really don’t look anything alike when you see them in person. Howard said that it must be getting to her mother that he’s dating too. Brooke said that she would like her mother to be more mature about the whole thing and drop the boy thing and just apologize to her. Brooke said that if they’re still together when her mother is like 80 then she’ll have to apologize to her.
Howard said that the sex must be good with her mother and that guy. Brooke said that she thinks that the guy just wants to be in the Hogan’s life. She said she can see through people like water. She said that a 19 year old boy wouldn’t usually be interested in a 48 year old woman. Brooke said that her mother tells her that ‘’she likes her Charlie.”
Artie said that the guy is getting a little famous so it must be exciting for him. Howard said that the guy was their pool boy and that’s how they met. Brooke said that she doesn’t know exactly what’s going on with her father’s relationship.
Howard said that Brooke’s dad is much better for her TV show and it’s nice when he steps in on that show. Brooke said that she had to ask her father to be there for her at one point because she was kind of on the rocks with that relationship too. She said that her father stepped up and was there for her unlike her mother.
Brooke said that she’s in talks to do another season of her TV show and it’s looking good right now. Robin said that it must be tough having the cameras around there all the time. She said that it’s not that bad but it does bring things to the surface faster than it would without the cameras there.
Howard asked Brooke about her room mates not working and how they can have so much fun and not work. Brooke said the show was their work at the time and they do have jobs outside of the show. Ashley works at a clothing store and she strives to be normal. Brooke said that her other room mate is a choreographer so he’s working outside of the TV show too.
Brooke said that she’s not really dating right now and she’s not having sex. Howard said she has to be getting laid. Brooke said that Howard can make her blush very easy. She said that she likes serious, long relationships. She claims that she doesn’t masturbate either. She said that she won’t say she never does but she didn’t want to go there.
Howard asked Brooke who she thinks about when she does masturbate. She didn’t want to talk about that. She told Howard to move along. She said that it is tough to do anything when the cameras were around. Brooke said that she and her father left their mics on all the time and the camera men would hear them going to the bathroom. Fred played some fart sounds as they were talking about that.
Howard asked Brooke about what she does when she has to go to make a doody. Brooke said that girls don’t do that. She said that they can turn the mic packs off if they want to.
Howard said that Brooke was asked about Sarah Palin and she didn’t know who she was. Brooke said that wasn’t true, she was asked about something else that she didn’t know. Howard asked her if she knows who is running in this election. She knew McCain and Obama. She didn’t know who the current Vice President was. She said she knows she must sound like a dumb shit. She said that she might vote if she can do some research and find out more.
Artie showed Brooke a newspaper and asked if she had ever seen one of them. She said that she’s sure there’s a lot of stuff that Artie doesn’t know about too. Artie said that he knows that Ashley works in a Lucky Brand jeans shop.
Howard asked Brooke about her boobs and if they’re real or not. Brooke said that she would like to let Howard feel them and tell her if he can tell. She said she would let him feel them on the side but Howard said he didn’t want to do that. Howard said he thinks they’re real. Brooke said that they are real. Howard said her mother was real but Brooke said that’s not right, she’s actually enhanced.
Brooke said that she used to pin her boobs down because they were so big. She said that her aunt Chrissy had huge boobs so she must have gotten them from that side of the family. Howard asked if they sag at all. Brooke said that they don’t sag and the nipples are nicely sized too. She said that she would think about doing Playboy too.
Howard asked Brooke if she would shave down for Playboy. Brooke wasn’t sure. She said that she doesn’t think she’d show that area. Howard said that they don’t make the girls open it up down there.
Howard asked Brooke if guys are afraid to meet her father. She said that they are kind of intimidated. Howard asked her if her father knows when she first had sex. Brooke said that she doesn’t tell anyone her personal business. She didn’t even tell her parents when she had her first kiss. Howard asked Brooke if she would tell her parents when she has anal. She said that’s an exit only for her.
Howard asked Brooke about her brother Nick who is in jail. She said that she has gone to visit him and she wouldn’t put that on her TV show. She said that they’re trying to respect the family of the guy who was injured in the accident. Brooke said that her brother was in solitary for 28 days when he first went in and even hard core guys can’t handle that much time in there. Brooke said that she’s heard some pretty scary stories from her brother.
Howard said that he was glad that Brooke came in to visit. She said she wanted to come in and visit a few months ago but Howard wasn’t around. Howard said that her father told him that he could date her if he was single. Brooke didn’t seem to be too put off by that.
Howard asked Brooke if she would let a guy spank her in bed. She thought for a second and said no. She said no to a few other things like pulling hair and stuff like that. Brooke said that a guy should respect a girl and not do that stuff.
High Pitch Eric called in as Hulk Hogan and told Brooke to tell Howard everything. She knew it wasn’t him of course. She said that he sounded like Hulk Hogan from the Bronx. Howard told her it was High Pitch and High Pitch said ”Who’s High Pitch, this is Hulk Hogan.” Howard let him go after he said a quick hello in his normal voice.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked him when he’s going into witness protection because Hulk is going to be pissed. Howard said that Hulk wants to know all of this stuff so that’s why he’s asking about it. Howard said that Brooke has to be trying to get men because of the way she dresses. Brooke said that just because she dresses like that doesn’t mean she’s sexually active.
Another caller asked Brooke what kind of panties she had on. Brooke said that she just had on some old lady nude colored panties.
Artie asked Brooke if she knew who the republican and democrats were in the election. She got that right and said that she just doesn’t know a lot of details.
Howard gave Brooke some plugs for her TV show that airs on Sunday nights on VH-1. He asked Brooke which stars she’s met are cool. She said that most of the people she’s met on the red carpet aren’t all that nice. She said she likes Artie though. Howard told her to say hello to her parents when she sees them. Howard told her that he thinks her uncle Bubba was really into her. Brooke said that Bubba is the only friend of her father’s who hasn’t made a pass at her. She said that a lot of them have kind of made passes at her. She said that Macho Man Savage told her that he used to baby sit her and it came out kind of strange when he said it. Howard had to wrap up and go to break a short time later.
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