Still Champ HHH starts off raw saying that the Age of Orton is broken, as if it never existed. Orton is gone and who is next? The man-slut himself, John Cena comes out and asks HHH one question – “Are you ready?? HHH said, “if you want some, come get some?. Hardy’s music plays and out comes Jeff Hardy, who says that he’s in line for the title as well. He believes that the fans want to see, for the first time ever, Jeff Hardy VS John Cena. McMahon comes on the Titontron and announces it will be Cena VS Hardy and the winner will take on HHH at the Night of Champions.
Match #1: Mr. Kennedy VS Umaga
Match was supposed to be against Paul Burchell, but he claimed that he had to help his sister, Katie Lea, get ready for her first match, and so he had lined up Umaga to go against Kennedy. Kennedy attacks Umaga’s injured stomach. Kennedy lying against the announcer’s table when Umaga jumps off the ring, Kennedy moves making Umaga hit the table with his injured abdomen. Umaga gets counted out.
WINNER: Mr. Kennedy
Burchill comes out and gives Kennedy a swinging neck breaker.
Vince McMahon graces the audience with his presence and explains about his Million Dollar Mania. He loads $1 Million dollars into a clear plastic box and explains that you have to register at wwe.com in order to win the million. He says that he is doing it in order to bring in new people, as WWE relates to the Americana in all of us.
*did a little snooping and here’s how the Million Dollar Mania works – you go online and register, leaving your phone number there as well. During the broadcast they will be showing secret codes and will be calling a list of randomly selected people who have registered. If they call you and you pick up, you have to be able to tell them the secret code that just aired. If you’re not there, or if you can not say the secret code, you do not win your prize. There will be one $250 Million dollar grand prize, two $200 Million dollar prizes, and a few other prizes getting rid of the million, including a $2 “sixth? prize.*
Match #2: Santino Marella and Carlito VS Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes
Special timekeeper – Roddy Piper!
Piper distracts Morella and Hardcore gets him in the Alabama Slam. Carlito kicks Hardcore with Santino, who rolls up Holly.
WINNER: Santino Marella and Carlito
Match #3: JBL VS Y2J Intercontinental Title Match
Action taken outside of the ring as JBL grabs the chair and punches the ref. The ref calls for the bell. Y2J kicks JBL and he lands on the chair by the throat. Jericho grabs the chair but doesn’t use it. JBL is bleeding from the mouth has Jericho walks away with the title.
WINNER: Y2J by DQ
Match #4: Beth Phoenix and Katie lea VS Melina and Mickie James
James goes for a DDT but Katie throws Mickie. Beth hits Mickie from behind and goes in for the pin.
WINNER: Beth Phoenix and Katie Lea
Match #5: Lance Cade VS Trevor Murdoch
Cade with a sitting powerbomb.
WINNER: Lance Cade
Cena goes back to check on Mickie James and says that he wants to apologize for the gossip that is going around. He gives Mickie something and says that she forgot it last night – its her panties! She goes off to get checked out by the doctor while
Cena downs an energy drink.
Match #6: Jeff Hardy VS John Cena
Jeff Hardy jumps off the top rope for an across the body rollover. Cena picks up Hardy and puts him in the FU for the 1-2-3.
WINNER: John Cena
HHH comes out to congratulate Cena on his win. It will now be Cena VS HHH at Night of Champions on June 26th.
audio tape, claiming that she’s suffering more than John Graziano’s mother is, and that Graziano’s mother is only in it for the money.
