Raw opens with Vickie Guerrero sitting in the middle of the ring in a wheelchair. CM Punk walks down to the ring, and Vickie says that Edge’s demise was due to CM Punk beating Edge, the same way Edge did to the Undertaker. CM Punk says that Vickie could marry any of the roster, even the Great Khali!
Vickie stands up and slaps him. Punk tells Vickie that she’s got a one way ticket back to Smackdown.
JBL runs out and says that he should be champ and challenges Punk to a match.
Cena comes out and tells JBL that we don’t play the “blame game” on Raw, and to go back where he’s from. JBL says that since there is no McMahon there tonight, it will be Cena VS JBL for the #1 Contendership for the next PPV against CM Punk.
Batista comes out and says that he wants a piece of Punk. Cena changes the match to a triple threat match for the contendership at the Great American Bash.
Kane comes down and says that he wants to get in as well, so CM Punk proposes a “Fatal Four Way”.
Match #1: Mysterio VS Santino Marella
Ray hits a 619 on Marella then to the top rope for a spash and the pin.
WINNER: Mysterio
CM Punk is asked by Michael Grissom as to who he would favor to go against at GAB. Lighting falls in front of hte camera and Snitsky confronts Punk. CM Punk makes a match against Snitsky to prove that his win is not a fluke.
Match #2: Layla and Jillian Hall VS Kelly Kelly and Mickie James
Jerry the king Lawler says Kelly Kelly is like a museum “touch with your eyes and not your hands!”
Kelly Kelly sits on Jilians shoulders and crouches down for a victory roll.
WINNER: Mickie James and Kelly Kelly
JBL’s limo arrives. The doors lock and JBL looks puzzled. Cena comes out of the back of the limo and says that the limo won’t pass inspection, but that he knows two guys who can fix cars quick - Chryme Type comes out from the limo. Cryme Tyme smashes the mirror with a bat and smash a hole in the windshield, destroying the limo (and writing “JBL is Poopy” in orange spray paint) on the limo.
Match #3: CM Punk VS Snitsky
Punk slingshots over the top rope onto Snitsky for the crossarm block. CM Punk with GTS on Snitsky.
WINNER: CM Punk
HBK comes out and says that he accepts the match against Jericho at GAB.
Match #4: Charlie Haas VS Kofi Kingston
WINNER: Kofi Kingston
Match #5: FATAL FOURWAY
Cena VS JBL VS Batista VS Kane
Batista spear on Kane.
WINNER: Batista
Batista will face CM Punk at the Great American Bash
Kane flips out and attacks the stage crew. He grabs Michael Cole for a choke slam and Lawler attacks Kane from behind to try to save Cole. Kane winds upattacking Jerry and leaving him helpless in the ring as the evening ends.
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