Carlito’s Cabana
Last night’s Raw was unmemorable…except for Carlito’s Cabana.
A normally boring piece of Raw, this week’s Carlito’s Cabana stepped it up a notch and had some fun with the “Vince’s Bastard Child” angle.
Carlito began talking with Vince, when The Game (or is it the King of Kings - he’s confusing me…) made his return to Raw. He told Vince that he’d had plenty of time to track down his child, and that he’s got four women that Vince slept with that could be the mother of the bastard son.
The first woman was a girl he’s slept with after Wrestlemania 3 - he thought she was Aretha Franklin, but she was really a baggage check girl. A large, black woman walked out and HHH called her “Marie.”
Next was a woman with whom Vince…err…missed the target. “One-Eyed Wendy” came waltzing out with an eyepatch over her left eye. Carlito tells Vince “It’s alright - sometimes we all miss the target…although I don’t think I’ve missed like that before…”
The third woman is - CARLITO’S SISTER! A thin woman with hair that looks exactly like Carlito’s comes out. He starts swearing at her and Vince says, “I’m sorry Carlito - you were 4 - we thought you were asleep….” HHH tell him not to worry, that she’s been with EVERYBODY…
And the fourth woman is someone that Vince knew as “Francis”, but who’s real name was “FRANK”.
In the end, HHH talks about the new problems Vince is having - that the press has discovered that he’s running an illegal cock fighting ring…that he hates animals. After saying he hates just about every kind of animal, he gets Vince to say “I love coc…”
Very entertaining. THIS is why we missed HHH so! Now to get Shawn Michaels back and the comedy will really be back in WWE!
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