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Shane McMahon enters the ring and states that since his family honor has been destroyed, he will destroy Bobby Lashley’s honor, by winning his ECW Championship Belt in a match tonight. Lashley agrees with the stipulation that if he wins, Shane gets shaved bald. Shane agrees.
A quick plug for Mick Foley’s new bestseller, The Hardcore Diaires, and we’re off.
MATCH #1 Mickey James & Candice Michelle VS Victoria & Melina
A fairly slow match from these women - most of them can’t wrestle and are only there because they look good in a leotard.
WINNER: Mickey James & Candice Michelle
Mickey’s got her eye on the belt and lets Melina know it.
MATCH #2 Carlito w/ Tori Wilson & Ric Flair VS Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch
Nice opening from Carlito where we get to see pieces of WWE’s newest DVD, featuring 16 time champion Ric Flair and the four horsemen.
Slow match, though. You can tell it’s time for Flair to retire - again. Carlito spices things up but not enough to guarantee the win.
WINNERS: Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch
The winners will take on the Hardy Boys for a shot at the Tag Team Belt at Backlash.
MATCH #3 Randy Orton VS “HBK” Shawn Michaels
A #1 Contenders match to see who will be the next to go after the WWE Championship. Straight into the match the original ref is knocked out and a new ref comes running down from the back.
Edge comes out to distract Orton and HBK uses the distraction to give Orton some Sweet Chin Music. Orton and HBK both end up on their back entertwined together. Ref #2 calls it, 1-2-3, HBK wins!
The original ref has now come out of his coma and is arguing, saying that Orton is the winner because HBK’s shoulders were on the mat. No winners.
MATCH #4 Matt & Jeff hardy VS The World’s Greatest Tag Team Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin
Mat and Jeff get off some awesome high-flying acrobatics, with Matt getting in his “Twist Of Fate” and both of them flying off the top rope.
WINNERS: Matt and Jeff Hardy
Edge’s little segment, The Cutting Edge (who decided Edge needs a segment?) features John Cena. Jonathan Coachman enters the ring and says that it will be Cena vs Orton vs Edge for the WWE Championship at Backlash.
Mick Foley enters the ring with the honorary GM, Michael Pena, who is being granted his wish from the Make-A-Wish foundation to be the GM of Raw. Foley tells Michael that because this is a huge decision, he needs to figure out what the wrestlers will do.
Michael changes the match to be Cena VS Edge VS Orton VS HBK at Backlash.
MATCH #5 Shane McMahon VS Bobby Lashley (or) Hair VS Belt
Shane O’Mac comes out and immediately hits the ref in order to disqualify himself. The bell rings and Vince and Umaga come out. Shane hits Lashley with a chair, cutting him wide open, and Vince and Umaga both take turns hitting Lashley.
Vince declaires that at Backlash it will be Lashley VS the two McMahons and Umaga.
Not a terrible Raw show, but it was definitely a good example of how some of these televised shows are becoming more like a long infomercial than what they should be, a wrestling match.
Mick Foley, Shane and Vince McMahon, Backlash